Kids Corner Joke of the Day

Everyone Loves To Laugh!

Think about a joke that makes you laugh out loud and share it with us! Share as many jokes as you want - and be sure to listen to Kids Corner every night as Kathy reads one of the submitted jokes on Kids Corner!

So, stop giggling and send us your favorite jokes today!

THE KIDS CORNER JOKE OF THE DAY

Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
- submitted by Debby in Philadelphia

Previous Jokes of the Day

• Where do horses live?
  In Neigh-borhoods!
  - submitted by Scott in Philadelphia
• What do you call someone else's cheese?
  Nacho Cheese!
  - submitted by Joseph in Philadelphia
• What state has four eyes?
  Mississippi!
  - submitted by Alayna in Glenside
• How do Santa's helpers learn to read?
  First they learn the "Elf-A-Bet"!
  - submitted by Ian in North East, MD
• What runs but never walks?
  Water!
  - submitted by Kristina in Jersey City
• Why was the mushroom always invited to parties?
  Because he was a FUNGI -- a fun guy!
  - submitted by John in Telford
• Why was the Math Book unhappy?
  Because it had too many problems!
  - submitted by Owen in Philadelphia
• Why did the girl put sugar on her pillow before bed?
  Because she wanted to have Sweet Dreams!
  - submitted by Colleen in Woodbury
• How do you fix a chimpanzee?
  You use a monkeywrench!
  - submitted by Cormac in Titusville
• What do snowmen eat for lunch?
  Icebergers!
  - submitted by Bobby in Gibbsboro
• Why don't skeletons fight?
  Because they don't got the guts!
  - submitted by Maggie from Jersey City
• What is a lion's favorite car?
  A fer-roar-i!
  - submitted by Beatrice from Kennett Square
• What do you do if there's a fly in the room?
  Call the SWAT team!
  - submitted by Danny from Willow Grove
• How do bees get to school?
  They take the buzz!
  - submitted by Maddy from North Wilmington
• Where do french fries come from?
  Greece! (grease)
  - submitted by Sarah from Aurora, CO
• Did you hear the joke about the mosquito?
  Nevermind, it will just annoy you.
  - submitted by Ed from Yardley
• What kind of bee is born in the month of May?
  A Maybe!
  - submitted by Olivia from Douglassville
• Why do cows wear bells around their neck?
  Because their horns don't work!
  - submitted by Lenny from Philadelphia
• Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
  Because it couldn't find a "date" !
  - submitted by Owen from Philadelphia
• Why did the cookie go to the doctor
  Because he felt crummy!
  - submitted by Joey from Ridley Park
• What cat can't you trust?
  A Cheetah!
  - submitted by Damaris from West Chester
• What do you get when you cross Batman with a steamroller?
  Flatman!
  - submitted by Rebecca from Bethlehem
• What weighs 500 pounds and wears glass slippers?
  CinderElephant!
  - submitted by Christina from Audubon
• Why couldn't the 10 year old go to the pirate movie?
  Because it was rated RRRRR!
  - submitted by Kaitlin from Coatesville
• What is a fish's favorite place to visit?
  Finland!(FIN-land)
  - submitted by M.T. from Westmont
• What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
  Anyone can roast beef but no one can pee soup!
  - submitted by Elizabeth from Havertown
• Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
  To see his friend Pluto!
  - submitted by Nina from Belle Mead
• Where do dead letters go?
  To the ghost office!
  - submitted by Madalyn from Chalfont
• Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
  He wanted to win the No Bell prize.
  - submitted by Kianna from Green Bay, WI
• Which side of a dog has the most hair?
  The Outside!
  - submitted by Dale from Lebanon
• What is a teacher's favorite type of music?
  CLASSical music!
  - submitted by Evan from Lumberton
• Why should you never say something bad about corn in a cornfield?
  Because the corn have ears!
  - submitted by Johnny from Lancaster
• What did the mama ghost say to the baby ghost before heading out?
  Buckle your sheet belt!
  - submitted by Julia from Mullica Hill
• What is Bigfoot's favorite vegetable?
  Sasquash!
  - submitted by Paul from Honey Brook
• What kind of cereal do cats like?
  Mice Krispies!
  - submitted by Katie from Hilltop
• Why doesn't a pine tree knit very well?
  Because they're always dropping their needles!
  - submitted by Danny from Willow Grove
• Why is Cinderella such a good outfielder?
  Because she always gets to the ball.
  - submitted by Ed from Yardley